AI Dating Website Guarantees True Love… Eventually Company admits every profile is generated by artificial intelligence but insists “the disappointment feels surprisingly authentic.” By Albert…
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Scam Call Centre in India Complains That AI Is Stealing Their Jobs By Albert Immerson, Chief Crime Correspondent A distraught scam call centre in India…