DODGY SCAMS INVESTIGATES Council Starts Charging Residents for Every Item in Their Bin — Banana Skins £1 Each By Albert Immerson, Chief Crime Correspondent Residents…
Airline Introduces Standing-Only Economy Class — Seats Now a £45 Upgrade By Albert Immerson, Chief Crime Correspondent Budget airline CheapoAir has unveiled a revolutionary new…
Council Introduces Sunshine Licence — Residents Must Pay £80 a Year to Enjoy Good Weather By Albert Immerson, Chief Crime Correspondent Residents have been left…
Online Guru Sells £299 Course Teaching People How to Become Millionaires — Lesson One: Sell a £299 Course By Albert Immerson, Chief Crime Correspondent Thousands…
Funeral Director Launches Early Booking Discount — “Book Before Friday and We’ll Throw in the Flowers” By Albert Immerson, Chief Crime Correspondent A funeral company…
Supermarket Introduces Tip Screen at Self-Checkout — Customers Asked to Tip Themselves By Albert Immerson, Chief Crime Correspondent Shoppers have been left confused after a…
Hotel Advertises Rooms for £39 — Then Charges £65 Extra for the Bed By Albert Immerson, Chief Crime Correspondent Holidaymakers are demanding answers after a…
Bank Introduces £10 Fee for Not Having Enough Money to Pay Its £10 Fee By Albert Immerson, Chief Crime Correspondent Bank customers across Britain are…
Council Introduces Premium Pavements — £2 Every Time You Walk on One By Albert Immerson, Chief Crime Correspondent Residents have reacted angrily after a council…
Restaurant Introduces 20% Service Charge for Serving Yourself By Albert Immerson, Chief Crime Correspondent Customers at a popular restaurant have been left baffled after discovering…