Mechanic Introduces £40 Charge Just to Open Your Bonnet By Albert Immerson, Chief Crime Correspondent Motorists have been warned about an innovative new pricing system…
Britain’s First Subscription-Based Pothole By Albert Immerson, Chief Crime Correspondent Residents of a quiet British street have reacted with disbelief after their local council introduced…
The £5 Airport Breathing Surcharge By Albert Immerson, Chief Crime Correspondent Passengers arriving at one of Britain’s busiest airports were left gasping this week after…
AI Dating Website Guarantees True Love… Eventually Company admits every profile is generated by artificial intelligence but insists “the disappointment feels surprisingly authentic.” By Albert…
Dodgy Dave’s Motors Offers Lifetime Warranty… Valid Until Friday By Albert Immerson, Chief Crime Correspondent Customers at Dodgy Dave’s Motors, recently crowned “Britain’s Most Optimistically…
Entrepreneur in Thailand Makes Fortune Selling “Pre-Owned” Lottery Tickets to Tourists By Albert Immerson, Chief Crime Correspondent DISCLAIMER: The following story is a work of…
Entrepreneur Makes a Fortune Selling Bottled Fresh Air From the Peak District By Albert Immerson, Chief Crime Correspondent DISCLAIMER: The following story is a work…
Donald Trump Launches “Absolutely Tremendous Investment Fund” Promising Rubber Doll Returns By Albert Immerson, Chief Crime Correspondent DISCLAIMER: The following is a work of satire.…
Nigerian Prince Announces Retirement After Finally Making Enough Money From Email Scams By Albert Immerson, Chief Crime Correspondent One of the world’s longest-serving fictional Nigerian…
Estate Agent in Oxford Describes Condemned Building as “Full of Character and Unlimited Potential” By Albert Immerson, Chief Crime Correspondent A property in Oxford that…